Last week the Fleshlight arrived! Below is the post-sex interview I tried to conduct with Mr. Amazing while he was passing out for the night:
PolyAmazing: What did the Fleshlight feel like?
Mr. Amazing: “I don’t know. It felt good. I don’t know what it felt like. It felt like a piece of lubed up silicone around my dick.”
PA: It doesn’t feel like vagina?
MA: “Not necessarily, no.”
PA: Was it cold?
MA: “At first. But then it was not body-temperature-warm but comfortably warm.”
PA: Did you like it better when I was using it on you or you were using it on yourself?
MA: “No difference.”
Here are my thoughts on the Fleshlight experience:
- It was neat to use it on my husband and to see him use it on himself, but I was constantly concerned about lubrication. Mr. Amazing assured me he was all good.
- The Fleshlight was covered in corn starch when it arrived, so I rinsed it off to take full advantage of the Fleshlight Ice’s transparency. This made it super sticky. Next time I will just rinse the inside and leave the outside covered in the corn starch.
- The sleeve (the part you fuck) fell out of the case a few times and I screamed. It’s like a weird, alien appendage.
- It’s very heavy!
I’m pleased with it. I can’t wait to combine it with porn.